UK Visa

International Airport check-in counter:
(checks my passport)
-Where’s your visa?
-What visa?
-There’s a problem with your visa.
-I’m leaving the country.
-No, the visa for your destination. For where you are going.
-I don’t need a visa.
-But you are going to the UK.
-Yes. I don’t need a visa for the UK.
-Yes, you do.
-No, I don’t.
-You are going to the UK!
-Exactly. I live there. I don’t need a visa.
-You are not going your home-country, you are going to the UK.
-Yes, and I don’t need a visa to enter the UK.
(starts making phone calls)
(ten minutes later)

-You don’t need a visa for the UK.
-Good to know…

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2 Responses to “UK Visa”

  1. Anay says:

    LOL, thats hilarious, funny i just stumbled on this page.

  2. BLUERAIN says:

    ha ha I’m not sure, but it seems that you don’t need a visa, (sarcasm)

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