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The excited Chihuahua

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

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Waiting for the plane

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

Our flight is delayed. Big surprise. I have yet to see a plane leaving on time. And I’ve been travelling since I was 3 months old. No one has the slightest idea when the plane will be ready so they move us from waiting area to waiting area. Little kids are screaming. Apparently, their toys look like terrorist weapons and the security staff won’t let them take them on board. Yes, we have all heard the stories of evil children hijacking planes and force the pilots at water-pistol-point to redirect the plane to Disneyland. I bet they have conspired with Goofy and Donald Duck to take over the world. I can do more damage with my shoe-heels, than those children with their plastic toys, but I’m not about to share that information with the airport security.

I buy chocolates for my family while we are waiting. I always get them chocolates or sweets. Sometimes I even refrain from eating them on the way and actually give them to them… Oh well. They always told us it’s the intention that matters…

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The mad Chihuahua

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Vid of Mouris our mad Chihuahua.

UK Visa

Monday, December 29th, 2008

International Airport check-in counter:
(checks my passport)
-Where’s your visa?
-What visa?
-There’s a problem with your visa.
-I’m leaving the country.
-No, the visa for your destination. For where you are going.
-I don’t need a visa.
-But you are going to the UK.
-Yes. I don’t need a visa for the UK.
-Yes, you do.
-No, I don’t.
-You are going to the UK!
-Exactly. I live there. I don’t need a visa.
-You are not going your home-country, you are going to the UK.
-Yes, and I don’t need a visa to enter the UK.
(starts making phone calls)
(ten minutes later)

-You don’t need a visa for the UK.
-Good to know…