• “Wait… I thought this was an autopsy?!”
• “Oh wow! Never seen one of those before.”
• “Finally—my very first surgery! So exciting!”
• “Ugh. I can’t stand the sight of blood.”
• “Hand me the morphine! No, not for them—for me. Trying to quit heroin, you know.”
• “Relax, I know what I’m doing! Kill one patient by accident and suddenly everyone thinks you are useless!”
• “…and hey, if this goes well, in just six months they’ll give me back my license. Then I can practice medicine legally again!”