- Come to the dark side; we have cookies, alcohol, and Chris Pohl.
- The dark side whispers: cookies for the body, alcohol for the soul, Chris Pohl for the night.
- The dark side doesn’t bribe — it bewitches with Chris Pohl. Join us in the dark.
- Cookies crumble, alcohol burns, Chris Pohl endures.
- Cookies lure you in, alcohol keeps you here, Chris Pohl seals the pact.
